remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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