we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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