i would punch a child for taco bell
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You made out with two different species that night
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So here I am, sexting at work.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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