Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
True strength comes from lack of pants
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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