I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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