Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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