But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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