would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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