nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Be still, my beating vagina.
Alive.
So much puke
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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