Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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