On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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