I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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