my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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