My hand turned me down
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
