i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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