she looked like the before picture.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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