If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Drake has all the answers
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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