We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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