I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
smell my finger.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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