Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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