I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you didnt know i had herpes?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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