we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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