Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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