I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So much Jack, so little girl.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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