A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Bring me that man meat
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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