Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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