real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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