Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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