do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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