Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
