ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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