How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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