I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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