i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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