Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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