Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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