Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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