did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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