FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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