I'm going to jail i love you
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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