I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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