i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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