guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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