Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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