i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
