Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You need a sexual gate keeper
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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