what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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