What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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