I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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