He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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