she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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