I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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